Wednesday, August 1, 2012

More Funny Stupid Tweets


  1. when two's company, three's the result..
  2. I was concerned that my goldfish was epileptic, so I took it to the Vet. "Looks fine to me" they said. I said "But you haven't taken it out of the water yet!"
  3. Scientists confirm diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
  4. My laziness is becoming such a issue that I can't even be bothered hanging my clothes on my treadmill anymore
  5. Spent the whole day yesterday checking items off my task list.
    In retrospect, I probably should have used that time to complete tasks
  6. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred..
  7. If you can listen to Phil Collins "In the air tonight" and not play the air drums, then you, my friend, have no soul!
  8. The people who invented the Internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they'd had the Internet
  9. what number confuses stupid people the most? 82
  10. Father's Day is just like Mother's Day, only cheaper!!