Saturday, August 21, 2010

Miscellaneous Funny Tweets

  1. is reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min
  2. is very very very slee
  3. is right BEHIND YOU! Boo!
  4. is going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife.all set...
  5. Beer, Golf Clubs, Fising Rods, Tackle, shades, Tunes... Casual Fridays here I come!
  6. is the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter
  7. is to sexy for this status
  8. is bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!
  9. is hip to your jive talk
  10. is dy-no-mite
  11. is wondering what will happen if he touches the red wire with the green wir#*&GB
  12. put the FUN in dysfunctional
  13. is an undercover cop
  14. is calculating pi
  15. is America's next top model!
  16. is updating his Twitter status

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