Sunday, July 1, 2012

Funny Weird Tweets

Nancy

  1. Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles
  2. Facebook: It's where you go to share your incredibly random thoughts in order to find out who is as twisted as you are
  3. 100% of bear attacks could have been prevented by not having yourself around where bears are at
  4. It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky
  5. Can anyone tell me how to remove duct tape from the eyes without pulling off the eyebrows? Asking for a friend.
  6. OK, think of a number. Add 7 to it. Divide it by 2. Point at it. Show it a picture of your father. Go to sleep. Omelette.
  7. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?..............Neither did I. I was just asking
  8. ~Hint to the obvious~ If a fan page or group requires you to invite all your friends on your friend list, it will not do what it promises, unless it promises to tick off your friends
  9. A lady's picking through the frozen turkeys and says to a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" and he says, "No, ma'am, they're dead."
  10. Marriage is the opportunity to inherit an additional dysfunctional family, just in case the one you have wasn't enough

2 comments:

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  2. this tweets are so wierd but i will use it like wierd facebook status on my facebook profile.

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