Funny Weird Tweets

Julie

1. Don't disturb me....  I am already disturbed enough!
2. I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them
3. Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
4. Why can't women park cars? Because for generations, men have been telling them that 3 inches is actually six.
5. At lunch time, I like to park my car on the side of the road with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars
6. ‎70% of my life is composed of Work and 40% learning proper mathematics
7. When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"
8. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never keep the house
9. wanted to buy some goose feathers but couldn't afford the down payment.
10. Fake people are just as bad as fake breasts.....Only reason they exist is to make one feel better about themselves